January 29, 2005
It is Time to Exit the Oldsmobile
Senator Teddy Kennedy, in an unprecedented guest-blogging appearance over at IowaHawk, details his exit strategy for a rapidly sinking Oldsmobile:
It is time for us to recognize that our continued presence in this volatile region is a hinderance to the Oldsmobile and its people. Rather than helping the situation we are further weighing down the Oldsmobile, causing it to sink faster and faster into the quagmire of Chappaquidick Bay, creating a dangerous situation for both ourselves as well as its passengers who are desperately seeking an air pocket in which to start a better life.
I have to think, though, that Teddy Kennedy wasn’t necessarily weighing down that Olds, though… After all, Hippos float, right?
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