The Unrepentant Individual

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July 28, 2005


Round-the-block lines for this one!

Looks like Nicole Kidman is interested in having another child. And she’s looking for a “normal guy” to do it with:

But if she pursues a larger family, having a partner is very important to the actress. “I wouldn’t want to give birth to a child without a dad, though,” said Kidman. “But why would a man want to be with me? I can’t help but question people’s motives, particularly men’s.”

“I’d just like to meet a normal man who is not interested in those things [celebrity] at all,” said the actress. “That would be lovely. Then you can slip into a more anonymous life.”

Can’t figure out why a man would want to be with her? Wow, the Tom must have really messed with her head throughout their marriage. I’ve got a friend that would love to audition for that part (no pun intended). And his motives are only to do one thing; to worship the ground she walks on.

He’s a little young, though, so he should check out the Phat Phree’s guidance on dating in 38-year old Nicole’s age group:

36-40 Years Old

They’ve most likely given up on the hopes of child rearing by now. Or, maybe they’ve even done it already. But don’t worry, if she did pop out a couple, she’ll hide them at Grandma’s house for months as if they were lepers. You know, to keep from scaring you away like a frightened chipmunk. Either way, this age group can be fun times. For example: they can pick out the best wine on the menu without the aid of a sommelier. And she may even pay for it too.

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2 Comments

  1. I’ve been a Nicole Kidman fan since she did BMX Bandits

    Comment by otho — July 28, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
  2. Nicole will never have an anonymous life, is she dreaming?

    Comment by Lucy Stern — July 30, 2005 @ 7:54 am

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