October 21, 2005
An isolated case
I’d like to think this might catch on, but I doubt it… The victicrat mentality is just too entrenched.
From Forward Biased:
A woman in Ormond Beach, FL, one Diane Johnson, buys a pork loin at her local Publix grocery store. She gets home and prepares it for her family’s evening meal last Tuesday. In the process of preparing or serving it, she discovers that there’s a bullet in it. A bullet in her pork loin casserole.
But this isn’t the strange part (and no, I’m not making this up).
All she wants is a replacement piece of meat. Publix is happy to comply with a $10 refund and a fresh pork loin.
She isn’t going to sue anyone. No one. Not Publix, not the slaughterhouse the meat came from, not the ammo manufacturer, no one. After all, she said, no one got hurt.
Local lawyers are still in shock, but plan to file a Class Action against Ms. Johnson for Wrongful Denial of Income, Illegal Display of Common Sense (going against Florida community standards), Willful Infliction of Emotional Distress, and all associated Medical Expenses. Don’t try to tell them that no one got hurt.
I wish someone else had been this reasonable…
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Alright Brad, Are you trying to pull on over on me again? They aren’t going to sue that lady are they? Not everybody is sue happy..I would not have sued. They gave her money back and a $10.00 gift certificate. Answer up young man.
Lucy,
Everything in that story was true, except the part about the lawyers suing her for all that stuff. It is a bit surprising, because typically any time you’d hear a story like this, you’d know a lawsuit was coming. It’s nice to hear that reasonable people still exist.
Of course, if it was me, I’d sue those bastards for everything they’re worth. I could use the money