November 17, 2005
Collegiate Jokes
Over on the collegefootballnews.com forums, people were bringing out their favorite rivalry jokes. You know the drill, “How do you get an Indiana University graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza.”
So here’s one of my favorites. Feel free to add your own in the comments, or post and trackback if you’d like…
——————————————
Three guys from Indiana are taking a leak at the urinals of their favorite sports bar on one fine Saturday afternoon.
The first one finishes, walks to the sink, washes his hands (taking care to use quite a bit of soap and water), then dries his hands with about 15 paper towels. He proclaims loudly, “At Notre Dame, they taught us that cleanliness is next to godliness,” before walking out.
The second one finishes, walks to the sink, washes his hands using water and soap sparingly. He then dries his hands with only one paper towel. He proclaims loudly, “At Indiana University, they taught us that while cleanliness is very important, being environmentally conscious is also necessary,” before walking out.
The third one finishes, and as he strolls out the door, says to himself: “At Purdue, they taught us not to piss on our hands.”
2 Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
How many Michigan students does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets five credits!
How about the greatest religious joke of all time?