November 18, 2005
Salvation for Married Men!
Nasal Spray Arouses Women’s Desire To Have Sex In Minutes
A new nasal spray aphrodisiac for women that works in minutes may soon hit the market, according to a Local 6 News report.
Doctors said women who used the drug PT-141 in test studies felt a tingling or throbbing followed by a strong desire to have sex immediately after spraying their noses.
PT-141 is a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report.
Immediately? That must be some pretty powerful stuff!
I wonder if it’ll be cheaper than lobster dinner and flowers?
I think this might actually reduce the divorce rate in this country!
The “money quote”, so to speak:
Melinda Gallagher said in the report. “We’re all for that. But one caveat that we have about that is they should probably look around themselves before they start taking a pill.”
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Holy crap. Messing with hormones == bad thing in nearly all cases.
That said…
How long until dance clubs start just spraying this stuff into the air? Cologne and perfume?
Brad, Aren’t you a little young to need that stuff yet? Besides I would rather have the steak dinner and a little romance. It’s the difference between men and women. Men think only about sex and women want romance…..
Sam,
That’s a good idea re: dance clubs… It’d be great! [until the lawsuits, of course!]
Lucy,
You see, that’s the point. The whole idea of this is to get women thinking primarily about sex, not romance. It’s an evil plot to change women, since we men certainly don’t want to change!
Now all the women need is the spray that gets the guys to dig the romance and we can really turn things on their heads…