The Unrepentant Individual

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April 24, 2007

Scientific Proof — Kids Made Of Rubber

I have no other explanation for how a four-year-old child could have survived this:

The child survived with no broken bones, just some cuts that required stitches, and probably some monstrous bruises.

The parents survived unharmed, but if anyone knows who they are, they deserve a serious beating for letting a four-year-old onto the sideline like that.

And if that autographed football ends up on eBay, it’s time to send in DCFS.

Posted By: Brad Warbiany @ 11:47 am || Permalink || Comments (2) || Trackback URL || Categories: College Football, Sports, YouTube


  1. Notice he held onto the ball until he broke the plane…then he pasted the kid and held him up like a recovered fumble.

    Personally, I’m more impressed with the ball/child-handling skills of the receiver than the resilience of the kid.

    Comment by Sober John — April 25, 2007 @ 3:39 pm
  2. Children should not be allowed out on a football field during a game.

    Comment by Lucy Stern — April 28, 2007 @ 2:13 am

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