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August 30, 2007


Colored Flour = Felony Terrorism Charges

As is well known to the readers of The Liberty Papers and The Unrepentant Individual, I love beer. It’s also true, largely due to drinking beer, that I could stand to be in better shape. So when I one day found the sport of hashing, I was excited. Sometimes called “a drinking club with a running problem”, it’s an excuse for runners to drink (or in my case, for drinkers to run).

Unfortunately, life got in the way, and I haven’t had a chance to get involved in a hashing club. It’s probably for the best, though, because some hashers found themselves in quite hot water recently:

Two people who sprinkled flour in a parking lot to mark a trail for their offbeat running club inadvertently caused a bioterrorism scare and now face a felony charge.

The sprinkled powder forced hundreds to evacuate an IKEA furniture store Thursday.

New Haven ophthalmologist Daniel Salchow, 36, and his sister, Dorothee, 31, who is visiting from Hamburg, Germany, were both charged with first-degree breach of peace, a felony.

Daniel Salchow biked back to IKEA when he heard there was a problem and told officers the powder was just harmless flour, which he said he and his sister have sprinkled everywhere from New York to California without incident.

“Not in my wildest dreams did I ever anticipate anything like that,” he said.

Phew. Thank god our fine law enforcement has saved us from crazy ophthalmologists with flour!

In a sane world I would expect that law enforcement would realize that they’ve overreacted, and everyone would go on there merry way… Knowing the world we live in, though, it makes perfect sense that this would be blown out of proportion and these people brought up on felony charges. After all, if the local authorities admit they made a mistake, they might have to answer to someone for it. Much better to simply deny they’ve done anything wrong and blame the victim!

And that’s just what the spokeswoman has done:

Mayoral spokeswoman Jessica Mayorga said the city plans to seek restitution from the Salchows, who are due in court Sept. 14.

“You see powder connected by arrows and chalk, you never know,” she said. “It could be a terrorist, it could be something more serious. We’re thankful it wasn’t, but there were a lot of resources that went into figuring that out.”

However, federal authorities have raised us to threat level Orange, until the below terrorist is apprehended.

Hat Tip: Billy Beck

Posted By: Brad Warbiany @ 7:15 am || Permalink || Comments (4) || Trackback URL || Categories: Beer, News, Snark, Terrorism

4 Comments

  1. I don’t know…she’s got dark hair, eyes, and skin. Plus those drawings could be gang symbols marking her turf.

    Better call SWAT, the INS, and Homeland Secury just to ensure that somebody can charge her with something.

    Comment by Sober John — August 30, 2007 @ 8:15 am
  2. Those sketchings on the sidewalk could have a hiden meaning…..Good Grief!

    Comment by Lucy Stern — August 30, 2007 @ 8:57 am
  3. What I don’t understand is why they didn’t verify that it was flour before they charged the runners.

    Saw a sign in Midway Airport yesterday.
    “Terrorism is not a joke.” Warning passengers to watch what they say.

    Comment by VRB — August 31, 2007 @ 9:13 am
  4. We’re going to charge people now, when the police over-react and go after the innocent? So, does that mean I’ll have to pay a fine when I’m caught NOT speeding, too?

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard of anything so offensive as this. It is utterly beyond the pale.

    Comment by Scott — September 16, 2007 @ 10:13 am

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