The Unrepentant Individual

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July 28, 2008


The Problem With The Biblical Account Of Creation

So I was thinking about this the other day… There are the problems of geological vs. God time, etc. But one thing just occurred to me.

God created man in his image. He created all the animals, and the plants, and gave man dominion above them. Man was king, he was satisfied, and he was happy. But then God thought man was lonely, and on the same day he created Man, he created Woman.

Let me ask you a question…

What Man in his right mind, king of his castle, master of all before him on earth, would get lonely and need a mate within a day? I mean, sure, within a week (possibly a few months if God gave Man beer and football instead) Man might get horny, but a day?

So this God, who we’re supposed to believe is kind and loving, presents us with a creature that seduces us into a fall from grace with her feminine wiles, such wiles that continue to this day to get us men to do all sorts of crazy things to vie for their attention.

As for me, I could have done with the beer and football. That truly would have made the Garden of Eden paradise on Earth!

Posted By: Brad Warbiany @ 10:36 pm || Permalink || Comments (2) || Trackback URL || Categories: Beer, Humor, Ponderings, Religion

2 Comments

  1. Genesis 2:18 The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

    Stop thinking so much.

    Comment by LearnToRead — July 28, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
  2. Oh I don’t know Brad, I wonder just how long you could really go without a woman. Beer and football would be boring after a while.

    Comment by Lucy Stern — July 29, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

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